Found Something Funny

We worked on cleaning out the garage yesterday. We found a little book about my husband that has given me a few laughs. It was a school assignment. The kids in the class researched each other and wrote a book about it. A. has the one written about him by Davidson Daily. Whoever the heck that is. This is about 6th or 7th grade. Here are a few highlights for laughs (I will include spelling and grammatical errors for authenticity.):
1. He has brown, wavy hair that matches with his eyelashes. (just a funny thing to write)
2. He likes to beat on his desk with a pen, chew on his nails and his pen. (Still true!)
3. Some advantages of being an only child for him are their are never any brats running around and he keeps himself good company. (hilarious)
This one really describes him well:
4. In his room he has a stereo, a computer, a tetevision set, records, tapes and exercise equipment.
5. He likes to listen to Country Western or Rock and watch Mc Gyver or Head of the Class. (hee hee--country western?!)
6. Three pet peeves are he hates people to mess with his computer, for pepple to ask stupid questions, and for people to honk their horns behind them in there car.
8. . . . he wants to become a successful doctor, with a large family, and a cabin in the mountains.
And I saved the best for last:
7. (He) wishes he were Jom Selluck becauce of the money. He would be on T.V., and all the girls fans he'd have. (rotflol!)

Well, Honey, you got one of your wishes! :) We'll see about that cabin in the mountains when we pay off nursing school!